Well this is kinda weird, didn’t think ya would show up yet
thought I’d stag around a bit and strut in my element
I mean now it’s not relevant, but I guess you can tell a bit
That i was living single life to its fullest, but to hell with it

I was only tryna throw a party, get a couple friends by
When I get a message “can i bring a mate of mine?”
Yeah yeah, mofo, you know I don’t mind
At the time I assumed you were another guy, no lie

But come 9 the doorbell rings I’m still cleaning things lazily
Open up the door and score the friend is quite a lady see
Now my main mission once I find out I’m mistaken
Is to figure out this beauty and to find out if she’s taken

I remember you were wearing just a tight blue and black dress
And it was messing with my mind when you were sat up on my mattress
Yeah I saw you wearing just a tiny blue n black dress
And I was getting thoughts when you were sat up on my mattress

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Do you remember back to, that first December?
When you met me? I could already see

Stars on the ceiling but, I had a feeling
That I was, just waking up

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Kinda askin questions but I didn’t wanna say it
So I’m actin all observant gotta see the body language
Were they holding hands? No he said that they were not dating
But could someone only be a friend with such a foxy lady?

Alright Brandon stop. You’re probably staring.
She probably thinks you’re weird - quick, show her your pet ferret!
No shit don’t do that she probably doesn’t really care
Would y’all please excuse me I’ma run and fix my hair

Grab a change of clothes you know I gotta look fly
Ah nobody’s said it since 2009
Alright, calm down, deep breaths, suit up in a tie
This is evening is no longer just chillin with the guys

So I got myself together called a car to the apartment
With driver in a suit poppin champagne from a compartment
Cuz And I know a guy who knows a guy the bill is quite alarming
But I’m tryna to be charming, better roll out the red carpet, right??!

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I remember your eyes on mine when we started dancing
For a drunken club, it was kind of romantic
Did your heart race too, did it feel kinda frantic?
Caught me by surprise, I haven’t been one to panic

And after closing time
After the subway line
You all came back mine
I said you could stay the night

The next part I remember well
Despite a hazy swell
Up in my mind before we said goodnight
And I’m really not one to kiss and tell but...

(I’m not!)

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